Hahaha...Ex GFs
- Me: It's kinda weird...but all of my ex girlfriends have gotten fatter after I have broken up with them.
- Kyle: Hahaha! You bastard!
- Me: Hahaha! What can I say? I lure them in, break them down, and break their hearts!
- Kyle: If they're fatter...I don't think you're breaking them down properly.
- Me: -LOLz- (the story of my life...)
