Me:
(Sitting at Starbucks near my college cramming for a test. Place is filled with students from my college - sitting around, studying, etc.)
High School Girls:
(Group walks in, orders, and waits for their drinks)
Girl in all Pink:
Hey...like we could totally pass off as college students huh...since our school is like right next to it...
Girl in all Purple:
Right?! I bet we look old enough to.
All of them:
(Laughs and giggles continues to talk about doing all of these college stuff)<
Girl #2 in all Pink:
We should try to get hit on by college boys.
Me:
(finally annoyed enough) Actually in college there are no boys. Just men. And also look around you. Do you see any female college students in this place dressed in all bright pink and purple and carrying around a turtle shell as a bookbag? No. So shut up. You have a long way to go.
Everyone else:
(Obviously either chuckling or trying not to laugh)
